GO AWAY
ALL NONSENSE HAS MOVED TO: THETHOUGHTFULPIG.BLOGSPOT.COM
Dedicated to the proposition that you don't know it until the experts say it (or until the studies show it).
IN MY TOWN IT'S THE ACCOUNTANTS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR
SOME OF THEM HAVE PRETTY BAD B.O. AS WELL
THE CLEVELAND RENAISSANCE CONTINUES
I BET IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JEWISH EXPERTS
SHAKE THIS
SO TRUE. IT TURNS OUT THE SHROUD OF TRENTON IS WORTHLESS
WHY DO THE EXPERTS HATE AMERICA?
PERSONALLY, I PREFER TO MUTILATE CATTLE, BUT THAT'S JUST ME
BUT MOST AGREE HE WILL BE ABLE TO AVOID TELLING THE TRUTH
ALSO, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY CAT HAS AN IRA
I BLAME IAN FLEMING AND THAT "SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED" MARTINI NONSENSE
ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD WORRY ABOUT?
I, MYSELF, AM PETRIFIED BY THE REMOTE CONTROL, THE VACUUM, AND THE TOASTER
QUESTION: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO:
THE EXPERTS GET ONE RIGHT, AND DAVE GOLDBERG IS ADVISED TO KEEP HIS DAY JOB. OH, THAT IS HIS DAY JOB?
COERCION? UNCONSTITUTIONAL LAWS? NO EVIDENCE? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
MY COCKATOO HAS BEEN A WRECK
BREAKING NEWS
ROLL OVER, DICK NIXON
MOM: Jimmy, you should always take a bath before you retire.
NEXT UP: CAN EATING CAN EASE HUNGER PANGS?
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ASKING SUE OUT FOR A PIZZA AND A BEER.
IT'S TRUE, WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I WENT DOWN TO THE ZOO AND BORROWED LUNCH MONEY FROM ONE OF THEM.
THAT'S WHY IT'S BEST TO WAIT TILL THEY'RE ASLEEP
TELL IT TO ALAN SIMPSON
GOD HELP US
NO WORRIES. JACK BAUER IS ON THE JOB
JUST LIKE MY BANK BALANCE
JUST DON'T FIRE THEM AT CARS (see previous post)
I'D LOVE TO PARTICIPATE. WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
SUZANNE IS ALSO A NATIONALLY RANKED MARBLES SHOOTER
BYE FOR NOW, I'M OFF TO SELL ICE TO THE ESKIMOES
I HAD NO IDEA THE JAPANESE HAD A TAX ON THAT.
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED
WE'RE NUMBER 1!
I'VE GOT SOME SUGGESTIONS - AS IN EDITING: SCORES? AS IN PROOFREADING: TACTS?
I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND. I THOUGHT IT SAID EXPERTS FACE DIFFICULT YEAR.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL CANCEL THE PERUVIAN MARCHING POWDER AND THE JELLO SHOTS, BUT THE THREE-WAY WITH MRS. CLAUS AND CINDY LOU WHO IS STILL ON
I'M GETTING THE BUSTER KEATON
INSERT DUMB MEMORY JOKE HERE
NEXT WEEK WE LEARN WHETHER COLD SHOWERS CAUSE CHLAMYDIA
BEDBUG UPDATE (see)
THE DOGS TAKE MAJOR MEDICAL, THE TREES WANT CASH UP FRONT
HERE'S A STORY WITH LEGS
THANKS FOR NOTHING, KEVIN
MINCE PIES & HORRIBLE IN-LAWS STILL POSE THREATS, HOWEVER
WHY, THOSE BITCHES!
NEVER MIND. I THOUGHT IT SAID ABANDONED BLOGS
FLASH: JENNA JAMESON SET TO STAR IN SNOW WHITE REMAKE; WELL ENDOWED DWARVES (AREN'T THEY ALL?) SOUGHT FOR SUPPORTING ROLES
ON THE OTHER HAND, FINDING PECKERWOODS IN ARKANSAS IS VERY EASY
SILLY ME. I THOUGHT THOSE GORKS IN MONTANA WERE ALREADY IN SURVIVAL MODE 24/7. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF LIVING THERE.
BUT DID THE EXPERTS READ THE ARTICLE?
THOSE BAGEL SLICERS THEY SELL AT THE KITCHEN STORE AREN'T VERY GOOD EITHER.
IMPRESSIVE TITLE, WONDER IF THE BENEFITS ARE ANY GOOD
I THINK I'LL STICK TO POLAND SPRING, JUST THE SAME
I'M VERY BUSY JAMMING CIA RADIO WAVES AND GOING TO THE GUN CLUB, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WATCH OUT FOR MY COWORKERS
POOR SHERYL CROW
MY WIFE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT, SHOPPING SHE SAID, AND SHE BECAME PREGNANT. I WAS SUSPICIOUS, BUT AFTER READING THIS, MY MIND IS AT EASE.
I'D DO IT, BUT THE COMMUTE WOULD KILL ME
I THINK I'LL GO DOWN THERE THIS WEEKEND, EAT A BUNCH OF CRABS, BUY ONE OF THOSE CRABBY DOUBLE-ENTENDRE T-SHIRTS, AND DRIVE HOME
I'M WAITING FOR THE PODCAST
IT'S NO BIG DEAL. WHY, I'VE GOT A FEW HUNDRED MYSELF
YOU'RE WEARING GRAY TODAY, YOU'RE FROM BERLIN I'D SAY YOU'RE A MODEL CAN I BE BLUE FOR YOU, LIKE I'M IN FASHION TOO.....*
SO MUCH FOR A WEEKEND GETAWAY TO PISCIS AUSTRINUS
CALENDARS 101
COME ON IN
COST CONSCIOUS CARJACKERS REPORTED NOW TARGETING HYBRID VEHICLES, SEGWAYS, & MOTOR SCOOTERS
MATH CLASS IS THATTA WAY, I SAY
ONE OF KANT'S LESSER KNOWN MORAL IMPERATIVES
I'D LIKE TO FIND THESE PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM AND STOMP THEM AND PUMMEL THEM AND CRUSH THEM ALL UP INTO A BIG SHAPELESS GOOEY PULP.
ALSO, SHE IS ADVISED AGAINST MOUNTING ANYTHING AT ALL FOR THE TIME BEING
INTRODUCING STUDIES SHOW, THE BASTARD SON OF EXPERTS SAY
TELL IT TO ABEBE BIKILA
PEPPER SPRAY ALSO GOOD
I THINK GOOD KEYBORDING SKILLSE R VERY IMPOTENT TO
PONY EXPRESS ALSO UNDER ATTACK
WHERE DO THEY FIND THE TIME? I'M TOO RUSHED TO TRIM MY FINGERNAILS, MUCH LESS CHOP OFF BODY PARTS.
I RENT ALL MY APPLIANCES, SO THIS REALLY DOESN'T CONCERN ME
DETAILS, DETAILS
THAT REMINDS ME, I'VE GOT TO CALL MY EX-WIFE
OUT ON A LIMB, ONCE AGAIN
WELL, BLOW ME DOWN
SO MUCH FOR THAT MIRACLE STUFF
EVEN FOR CANADIAN EXPERTS, THIS ONE'S SORT OF A GIMMEE, EH?
AND I ALWAYS THOUGH IT WAS WELL INFORMED COURTEOUS MENSA MEMBERS CRUISING ALONG IN LIGHT TRAFFIC WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE